mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

(Source: mellowminty)

safeguards:

i hate it when one innocent eye rub turns into a fucking masturbation frenzy

The story behind the 4th of July

  • Britain: *makes taxes for colonies*
  • Colonists:
  • Colonists:
  • Colonists: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.