what did you do today? doesn’t matter we will all die eventually
I’ve liked like 9 of your selfies how do you not get this
"so she’s gay now?"
yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden
i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass
there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face
you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked